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When nothing matters,
And everything is on fire,
STFU is so heavy, we’re
A Black Fucking Hole,
Sucking all HOPE and LIGHT
Into our abyss of RELENTLESS DARKNESS
That is Portland, Oregon.
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We're here, hard at work
Writing songs and melting faces!
And we're coming to a venue near YOU!
Maybe.
If you BOOK US.*
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(*Which you should totally do.)
GLORY
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Drummer/Beat Witch
Lydia
Bass Trombone/Chaos Agent
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Riley
Monster Bass
Savage
"Savvy"
Slaughter
Guitar/Vocals/Attitude
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